Issue 33: The Internet is Scary

I have been waiting for something like this to happen on Woot for a long time. Well, I'm still waiting. I had to screw with an action script code. Just copy/pasta this code into any internet address bar and type in anything and put in random pictures:
javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

If you want to know what the whole thing says, here it is:

Severed Human Foot: $79.99 + $5 shipping.
Condition: Bloody
Product: 1 Severed Human Foot, Belonging to the Late James Barley III.

SCARE THE NEIGHBORS OUT OF THEIR PANTS!

As if Halloween couldn't get scary enough, we went and stole the limbs off of people! We simply threw a brick at some poor fools head, and searched him for anything sellable. W found a credit card, but that was too valuable. So we decided to go for something more in the Halloween mood: A blood soaked appendage. So we cut the guy apart and sold his limbs on the internet. Perfect to complete any Halloween decoration! Collect them all!

...Wait: you're still reading this? I'm surprised you actually can. Well go ahead and try, because now I'm gonna mess with you. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna...

The real item up for sale was a blender, by the way.