Sunday, December 23, 2007

Issue 20: Friendly Rivalries part 4

And you were worried I wouldn't come back. Well I am. And the tablet still won't work for me, so I'm cropping and pasting my butt off just so you can have your internet entertainment on what was supposed to be Saturday but is now Sunday. Nevertheless, enjoy. And yes, we are looking at the word bubble in panel 4. We do see them. We can't tell you everything...

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Issue 19: Friendly Rivalries part 3

Fine. The tablet isn't working again. But that's not a problem! Thanks to the magic of scanning/cropping, I have taken a scanned comic and made it great! Now we can finally see who gets to join with Frank and Alex! Yayz. Plus, we got snow again! YAYZ!!!!!!!! TTYL, fools.
EDIT: I fixed an error with the first two panels (Alex's text bubbles were too short) and now it looks blurry. But it's an okay sacrifice for the bubbles. NOW I can ttyl.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

STICKomix ad and (possible) Mini-series

Yep! STICKomix has it's own ad! I don't know if that's good or not, but whatever. An assignment for Animation had us make a banner ad for our school. I was too awesome for that and made it for my site, with this being the end result! Spiffy, eh? If you wanna use this for your site, drop me a line.
Also, I might end up making a "mini-series" for STICKomix called "Commercial Crap". It take the worlds worst TV commercials and makes fun of them. LOVE IT! So, I'll someday have a poll for if you want it or not. Peace out homies!

Sunday, December 2, 2007

STICKomix guest strip - GrimReaper

Well, here is is! The first guest komic to STICKomix! Made by my friend from school, GrimReaper. He's one of my biggest fans. Check out his site he made for school at It's not huge, or overly detailed, but its fun. Plus he has a few of his own comics! So, bask in the awesomeness! I like the part where I get the ASHPD (that's the gun used in the game, Portal, by Half-Life creators, Valve. It... is... FUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!) If you want to send in a guest strip, feel free to send me an IM or a message on Myspace. Remember: keep it clean. PG-13 language at max. Peace out foo's!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Animation Palooza!!!

Wow, I have quite a few animations for you today! These were all made in my Animation class at school. They are as follows:

1: It's the most recent piece of work: A robot. We were working with embedded flash symbols. Mine were the flashing lights and buttons, and the Laser cannon. This was pretty fun (and hard) to make.

2: This is just a practice for drawing in flash. We were practicing drawing things in flash. I got mine done early, so I whipped this up.
I had a 3rd and 4th one, but the 3rd wouldn't upload correctly, and the 4th I forgot at school. In other news, a guest comic has been created for the site! It will be uploaded on Saturday, due to the tablet being stupid.

Monday, November 19, 2007


Wanna help conquer the world? Well, you'd better, so zoom into this picture and counquer away! Every pixel you click on (or, for better results, under) will give us another 2˚ by 2˚ piece of the world. You can spend minutes, hours, DAYS helping my good cause. So help away! Have fun with the world! FOR STICKOMIX!!! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

It's not on purpose.

Kids, lying is bad. I don't lie on purpose. But the tablet still is messing with me and won't work. I am trying everything I can to get this thing to work. I swear, as soon as I get it fixed, I am getting a new comic up. If it takes to long, I might resort to a better looking version of the paper style. And who knows: we might get a new one for Xmas. Only time will tell... oh, yea, and Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory is very hard/very fun. I enjoy co-op the most. Well, see ya. Maybe a new animation will happen soon.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Animation Ahoy!!!

Holy shinkeys! Is that...?
Yes. Yes it is. I have made... ANIMATION!!!!!!!!!!lol!!1 Now that I can make animations like this, STICKomix could end up being a full-on animated internet cartoon! Wouldn't that be somethin'? Well, the comic will be up soon. I promise this time. Have fun with me and my zombie!

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Issue 18: Back in the Day

So, long story short: Tablet is fixed for good, I got off my lazy butt to bring a new comic and still managed to update on time, and I created Ryu Hayubasa (from Ninja Gaiden) on Soul Calibur 3. Jolly good time, old chap. And BTW, this next Friday, I swear to the heavens that this time it'll come in on Friday due to my Saturday absence. If not, I will post a picture of myself eating my foot when I return.

It runs in the family.

Fine, I'm a liar. The tablet messed itself up again, and I didn't go to my dads house. Instead, I played Soul Calibur 3, Donkey Kong Country 2, and Second Life all weekend. Speaking of which, look up Boe Marksman (get it?) on the SL teen grid. I'm awesome in my Spartan armor.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Issue 17: Items of interest

Earlyness? Again!?! Well, now that I got the tablet fixed, I might as well show you (as well as some other changes) in style. And I PROMISE that STICKomix will be updated on Saturdays as much as possible. Although, this week, we'll have another early bird, as I'm heading down to my dad's AGAIN, so STICKomix 18 will show up before hand. See ya'll on Friday!

EDIT: Wow, October now holds its place as the month with the most posts(5)! Hooray, October!

Friday, October 26, 2007

Issue 16: Friendly Rivalries part 2

It's here... early! Well, I'm heading to my dads this weekend, and I wanted to get a comic up before I went. So... have fun with that. We now learn why the new gang rivals us. Except Blane. He's just left out in the cold. Poor guy.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Issue 15: Friendly Rivalries (as well as other news)

Well, a few things are in mind for this post. Let me run them down for you.
1. New comic. Rejoice.

2. My gamertag/name/whatever-the-heck-you-want-to-call-it is now Total Tortilla. Live with it.

3. A few characters are being added. Let me explain them.

A. Grant. He's the kid in the middle. He's my new rival. His hating of pie and loving of cake is what makes him my pure opposite. The name comes off of the man from my old town that I wish I could hate to death.

B. Jason. He's the one on the left with the spiky hair. I always liked the name Jason, and now I have a place for it. The hairstyle is the first hair I could ever draw for anything. It now makes its triumphant return. He is the rival of Alex.

C. Blane. The one on the right. He is not emo, but he has the right hair and he doesn't talk. The name... I dunno where it came from. It just seemed fitting. Who in my group does he rival? Well, you'll just have to wait a few more issues for that...

4. In episode 130 of Podtacular, the unofficial Halo podcast, I get my comments read on the show! Look near the end with around 20 minutes remaining in the show.

5. Wha? STICKomix has a Myspace!?! You're darn right STICKomix has a Myspace! Get to know me more by looking me up and becoming my friend! Check it all out at (I might deny your request unless you message me saying you're a fan of the site.)

Now that all of that is out of the way, I'm going to go slack off. Total Tortilla, out.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

It's a Small World After All

Boredom + English Class + Webcomic = Awesome. That is the equation for some seriously messed up doodles. Sorry it's still in pencil, I still can't fix up the tablet. We will eventually, don't you worry.
PS: See that little symbol in the bottom right corner? That's my new signature for comics. Cool, Eh?

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

How many apologies can one comic have?

Due to school, comics will end up being delayed a little more. Sorry about the lack of updates. Anyway, I don't know if I will be able to finish my Mower Madness series, but I do have a short 5 part series in development about bad TV commercials, including Oreo Cakesters, KAY Jewlers, and Burger King. Wait for them; They're coming...

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

STICKomix 14 - Mower Madness part 3

It might not make sense at first, but it does at the end. Sorry it took so long, but I was busy with... ugh... school. Enjoy.

Monday, August 27, 2007

STICKomix 13: Mower Madness part 2

It's the next zany adventure of me and my craptacular lawn mower, as I reveal the other thing that keeps me from mowing the lawn...

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

STICKomix 12 - Mower Madness: Part 1

Welp, it's time for a story arc! My house is on a bit of a hill, but it's nowhere near this size. You can stand on the bottom of it and still see my room through the windows. I made it large for comedy effect.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

STICKomix 11 - Pencil'd!

Finally, I shall offer you the next STICKomix! Sadly, my pen tablet is broken for reasons unknown and will be fixed as soon as possible, if possible. Until then, I will create the comix as I have done for over 2 years: in pencil! It will be colorless for now, but should improve later on. Happy, happy.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Halo: Stickfigures Evolved special!!!

Nowhere else on the internet will you find these two works of art. These were my very first attempts at web-comics. A failed series that I hoped to have on, they now find their homes on STICKomix for all to enjoy.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Wanted: Ideas! Dead or alive! (Preferably alive)

Many of you are wondering, "Where's the new comic?" And I'm answering with "Pipe down! I'm working on it!" To tell you the truth, I'm running short of new ideas. If anybody wants to submit an idea for a new comic strip, then let 'er rip! (Rhyme not intended.)
In other news, the JETSET show, a podcast pop culture show, is growing pretty large, and Mix wants you to join the party! Plus, you get a cool members badge!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

STICKomix wallpaper

Ok, here's the deal. I'm sorry I haven't updated, yada yada yada, I know you've been groveling over the lack of new issues, yada yada yada, but to shut you up for a while, here's the official '07 wallpaper for STICKomix. Go crazy. Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna go to sleep.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

STICKomix 10 - The Robberz

It's my tenthenial extravaganza issue! Yay!!! Here, a robber breaks into my home and can't resist Guitar Hero. I hope this never happens in real life. I will not allow anybody to beat my highscore on Beast and the Harlot!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007


This is a video I made that is funny. WATCH IT!!!

Saturday, June 9, 2007

STICKomix 9 - Play that Funky Music

Well, it's that time again! No, not the Wheel of Morality from Animaniacs. It's komix time! I really get this into Guitar Hero sometimes. I'm currently a Medium master and not too shabby on Hard. Note the copyrighting on the bottom of the komic. That means that if anybody steals any of my work, I can sue them for it! Finally, a reason to like Lawyers!

Sunday, June 3, 2007

STICKomix 8 - Change is... okay.

It's HERE!!! The big style change to STICKomix (temporarily) is limbless characters... WITH FINGERS!!!!!1 What more could you ask for!?! Well, there's pie...

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Delays and breakfast bands.

Sorry I've not posted in forever, I've been busy these past weekends. This weekend I will be gone Thursday through Saturday, so maybe on Sunday you will see the big style change. It ROCKS!!! In the meantime, enjoy this small sample of my future band, Homicidal Hashbrowns. Peace out, homie G poptarts from the ghetto toaster!

Sunday, May 6, 2007

STICKomix 7 - Universal Button

Here's the next issue!!! Get ready for the big style change!!!

Saturday, May 5, 2007

STICKomix 6 - Sick or Drunk?

Sorry for the delay, my tablet wasn't working. Plus I was sick, hence the subject for this issue. Enjoy!
NOTE: The new text bubbles are not the new style change. There will be a hint in the next issue.

Friday, April 20, 2007

STICKomix 5 - I choose you

Well, sorry it's been a while, but here's episode 5 of STICKomix!!! Pokemon Diamond and Pearl have recently come out, and I made a comic making fun of it! Yay. Enjoy. (P.S: Note the new title font. Comic Life got an update allowing me to do this. Neat, huh?) (P.S.S: There is going to be a temporary style change in the near future. Woo hoo!!!)

Sunday, March 25, 2007

STICKomix 4

Here it is, issue 4 or STICKomix! Spiderman meets up with a weirdo clone from Ultimate Spiderman. Fun.

Apologies: Part II

Once again, sorry for whats been happening. I lost my account again, but it is found! Hallelujah! Well, I have found out that Weird Comix is already taken before me as a name, and so the title is to be changed to STICKomix!!! All hilarity will remain the same, but it will be changed namewise. BTW, my friend, Stealthy104 and I have started a podcast called Podzilla. Check it out (soon) at Now then, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make a comic - err... komic. Yea, that's better.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Skoolyard Heroes character concepts

Just like I (also) said, here's character art for (DundududAAAAAA) Skoolyard Heroes! There's a strong chance of getting more characters in there, mind you. Yes, these are real people, and the principal isn't. No, that isn't a lightning bolt on his head. I tried horns, but it didn't look too great. Well, more stuff soon! L83R!

Weird Comix - n00bs Strike Back

Like I promised, I am delivering more comics. This was created on Wednesday, and the idea was created by my friends. It shows the utter fears of n00bs being rocket hogs... but failing. (Yes, I do know that it doesn't look anything like a Halo Rocket Launcher, but I tried. So there. XP)

Comics, Concepts, and Apologies

To my fans... HOMYGAWD I'm sorry for not posting forever!!! I lost something important and couldn't get on. But now I'm here and to make up for it, I have some new material including some character concepts for Skoolyard Heroes! This will not happen again, so lets get this stick party STARTED!!!

Saturday, February 3, 2007

Skoolyard Heroes "trailer"

In a world where people learn... and children are held as slaves from 8:00 AM to 3:00 PM... one average teenager will step up and end this tyranny... his name is Frank Allen... he is a Skoolyard Hero! *The Stanglers "No More Heroes" plays in background* Well, this is your sneak peek at my next big production. I am in the middle, and two of my friends are to my sides. That's the Principal in the background. DOOOOOM!!!!! It's basically about the average school-life of a new kid (me) in a new school. PS: Sorry about the lack of updates: I got in a beef with my mom and can only get on if I go to this after-school homework help stuff everyday. Sorry! PSS: This is in no relation to the band Schoolyard Heroes or that old 3D arcade fighter that nobody has heard of. Thank you.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Weird Comix - Shazzap!

Say Hola to issue 2! Shazzap is based off of a clip I saw on TV while flipping through channels. I believe the show was Robot Chicken(?) or something. I have decided to go ahead and post new comics whenever, so you don't have to wait for it! Everyone wins!!!

Saturday, January 13, 2007


ALL BOW DOWN TO SLUGUMS!!! Slugums, as shown in my picture in all his awesomeness, is a random doodle I made in math class a few days ago. I like his fez.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Weird Comix - Let it snow, Make it Stop

Alas, tis the first issue of Weird Comix!!! How uber. The Idea is based off the fact that my area had a huge snowstorm for 5 days in November, and it snowed again on Wednesday. The hats are based off of my own, but you don't care about that.

~Agent 001/7

Welcome to Weird Comix!!!

The name's Agent 001/7 (double-oh one seventh, for those of you who failed algebra) and this is the official site for the web comic series called Weird Comix. I've been developing it on paper for years, and now I can bring it to the net. Weird Comix takes place in Stick-Figia, where stickfigures run wild and free, and often hurt themselves. Random cameos often take place and hilarity is everywhere. If you enjoy stickfigures, slapstick, or laughing until you pee your pants, you're in the right place. It will be updated every Friday and random art pieces are occasional, so check back often! Made using Alias Sketchbook Pro and Comic Life.

~Agent 001/7