I'm Prepping For Spore

With my own craaaaaazy creatures! First thing's first, I have to make my greatest animal based creation! Behold, the Purple Bellied, Green Backed, Blue Footed, Seven Legged, Three Headed Ishthnatar of Cromulon VI!!! Bask in its glory... BASK I SAY!!!

Issue 24: Bee-ware

(I apologize for my serious absence. I've been gone/sick and it has not been too fun. But now I feel well enough to make fun of things. Yay!)
Admit it. You were thinking the exact same thing when you saw Mario in the bee suit in Super Mario Galaxy. I haven't played it yet, but I have played Assassins Creed, and HOLY CRAP IT IS AMAZING!!! But still, SMG looks great too. As does Smash Bros. Brawl. Meta Knight is gonna be the best, I know it. Sonic at a close second. Anyway, gaming is gonna be sweet for the Wii soon, and I wish I could get in on it. But I can't. Sob. Peace out fools.

-Mario, Goombas, Super Mario Galaxy, and all other related items are Copyrighted to Nintendo.

Diseases and Monsters

Hey, guys. Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been a bit sick. But in other news, if you haven't seen Cloverfield, and are not easily thwarted by motion sickness, than you need to see Cloverfield. NOW. It's amazing. Even if you do get motion sickness, go see it with a barf bag. It's insanely good!!! Speaking of insane, DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO until you've seen the movie. And be shocked.
Cloverfield Secret Message