Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Contest Entry

I'm entering a contest!!!
...that's great... why don't you get away from me?
BUT WAIT!!! This is no ooooooooordinary contest! This is a comic contest! By entering, I can win... well, I'm not exactly sure what I win... but I'm sure I'll win!
That's fantastic, can I go now?

I'm going to enter 3 of the comics: 34 (Elementary), 33 (The Internet is Scary), and a redrawing of issue 5 (I Choose You). These will be the epicness! Wish me lucK!

Oh. And if you want to win something from me, visit this link:

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Issue 34: Elementary

Me? Updating twice in one week? Who am I and what have I done with the real me?

Anyway, ain't it spiffy that I'm updating on time? Besides that, I enjoy that Alex is really like this about Poptarts as far as I know. I'm not sure if Bryce really wanted to say that, but I haven't put him in for a while.

I got my costume idea for Halloween: Mario! I'm surprised I haven't done him already... well, I'll be working on it next week, and I'll put up some action shots of the epicness of me and Boe (Naked Snake - Metal Gear Solid 3) as we battle it out SSBB style. Well, now I'm hungry. I'll check you fools out on Halloween. Peace!


PS - Here's a hint at one of the future comics: Slugums.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Issue 33: The Internet is Scary

I have been waiting for something like this to happen on Woot for a long time. Well, I'm still waiting. I had to screw with an action script code. Just copy/pasta this code into any internet address bar and type in anything and put in random pictures:
javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

If you want to know what the whole thing says, here it is:

Severed Human Foot: $79.99 + $5 shipping.
Condition: Bloody
Product: 1 Severed Human Foot, Belonging to the Late James Barley III.


As if Halloween couldn't get scary enough, we went and stole the limbs off of people! We simply threw a brick at some poor fools head, and searched him for anything sellable. W found a credit card, but that was too valuable. So we decided to go for something more in the Halloween mood: A blood soaked appendage. So we cut the guy apart and sold his limbs on the internet. Perfect to complete any Halloween decoration! Collect them all!

...Wait: you're still reading this? I'm surprised you actually can. Well go ahead and try, because now I'm gonna mess with you. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna...

The real item up for sale was a blender, by the way.