Issue 42: They're always there for you

Hooray, an update! Sorry, I was watchin my grammas cat this weekend so I couldn't do this earlier.
And no, I don't know if the OnStar agent there is a gay guy or a girl. I'll leave you to decide.
Remember kids: do not listen to Mr. Johnson. Drunk driving is NOT awesome. However, driving during an acid trip is totally freaking rad. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to gather some illegal drugs and weaponry and go poison the minds of your children.