Issue 42: They're always there for you

Hooray, an update! Sorry, I was watchin my grammas cat this weekend so I couldn't do this earlier.
And no, I don't know if the OnStar agent there is a gay guy or a girl. I'll leave you to decide.
Remember kids: do not listen to Mr. Johnson. Drunk driving is NOT awesome. However, driving during an acid trip is totally freaking rad. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to gather some illegal drugs and weaponry and go poison the minds of your children.

Issue 41: Puns Are the New Slapstick

And you thought pun week was over, didn't you?
Well, in all honesty, this couldn't ever happen. Seriously. Me? Going to a football game? WILLINGLY? Psh. Get real.

Well, my sister is turning 18 tomorrow, so wish her a happy B-day. In more important news, I got Donkey Kong Country 2 on my Wii. 8 bucks well spent.

Oh, and stop complaining about it being 3 paneled. You got an update ever, and you'll darn well like it.