Issue 47: Finger Lickin' Good

Dear God I'm updating the comic it's the end of the world as we know it.
But this is still fun.
Based on what I wish was a true story.
Yeah.
I got a game the other day for my DS.
Moon.
It's like an old school FPS, a la Doom.
Check it out.
Oh, and I'm frequently purchasing some games on my Wii.
Like, old games.
I just bought the original Metroid the other day.
And I'm gonna buy Super Metroid sometime later.
How awesome.
Imma go eat breakfast now.
KTHXBAI.

~Frank Allen

Issue 46: Sweet, Sweet Cannibalisim.

Wow, it's been a while, huh? Well, I got everything working right, and I decided that Easter was a fitting time to do it. Yeah.
I've found that I'm kind of addicted to fishing in Twilight Princess right now.
And Street Fighter.
But mostly fishing.
MUST CATCH THE LOACH OMG.
Well, enjoy, I'll be updating more hopefully, and Happy Easter, foo's.
Peace.

~Frank Allen

Sorry guys!

In the immortal words of Slippy, "I'm having some trouble here!"
My art program is being all wonky. Alias Sketchbook Pro will simply go all "AN ERROR HAS OCCURED SAVE YOUR WORK LOL" every time I open it at the very second that I open it. If anyone has anything they can do for help, it'd be much appreciated, as I've gotta get some comics up!
Speaking of art:
You can also check out the majority of the comics (as well as some other art) on my DeviantART page! Look up total-tortilla.deviantart.com when you get the chance, and meet some of my awesome internet friends!
So, yeah. Help me plz. Later.








DO A BARREL ROLL.

Issue 45: I'm Watching Watchmen, Fool.

This was actually a really good movie. I'm so gonna draw a bunch of pictures of Rorschach now. Yeah.
And Mack, if you see this, YOU NEED TO INSTALL A VOLUME CONTROL DIAL ON YOURSELF.

Issue 44: This didn't happen, actually

I was surprised that I never caught a Zora during this time in Twilight Princess. Still, that makes my top 5 favorite games ever. Yeah. It's awesome.

Issue 43: Lies in a Box

Silly adults, Apple Jacks are for people who don't think!
...short rant this time around.
Sorry. :p

Issue 42: They're always there for you

Hooray, an update! Sorry, I was watchin my grammas cat this weekend so I couldn't do this earlier.
And no, I don't know if the OnStar agent there is a gay guy or a girl. I'll leave you to decide.
Remember kids: do not listen to Mr. Johnson. Drunk driving is NOT awesome. However, driving during an acid trip is totally freaking rad. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to gather some illegal drugs and weaponry and go poison the minds of your children.