Contest Entry

HAYGESSWAT!!!
...what?
I'm entering a contest!!!
...that's great... why don't you get away from me?
BUT WAIT!!! This is no ooooooooordinary contest! This is a comic contest! By entering, I can win... well, I'm not exactly sure what I win... but I'm sure I'll win!
That's fantastic, can I go now?
NO!!!...yes.

I'm going to enter 3 of the comics: 34 (Elementary), 33 (The Internet is Scary), and a redrawing of issue 5 (I Choose You). These will be the epicness! Wish me lucK!

Oh. And if you want to win something from me, visit this link:
CLICK MEH!!!
~Pietacular

Issue 34: Elementary

Me? Updating twice in one week? Who am I and what have I done with the real me?

Anyway, ain't it spiffy that I'm updating on time? Besides that, I enjoy that Alex is really like this about Poptarts as far as I know. I'm not sure if Bryce really wanted to say that, but I haven't put him in for a while.

I got my costume idea for Halloween: Mario! I'm surprised I haven't done him already... well, I'll be working on it next week, and I'll put up some action shots of the epicness of me and Boe (Naked Snake - Metal Gear Solid 3) as we battle it out SSBB style. Well, now I'm hungry. I'll check you fools out on Halloween. Peace!

~Pietacular

PS - Here's a hint at one of the future comics: Slugums.

Issue 33: The Internet is Scary

I have been waiting for something like this to happen on Woot for a long time. Well, I'm still waiting. I had to screw with an action script code. Just copy/pasta this code into any internet address bar and type in anything and put in random pictures:
javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

If you want to know what the whole thing says, here it is:

Severed Human Foot: $79.99 + $5 shipping.
Condition: Bloody
Product: 1 Severed Human Foot, Belonging to the Late James Barley III.

SCARE THE NEIGHBORS OUT OF THEIR PANTS!

As if Halloween couldn't get scary enough, we went and stole the limbs off of people! We simply threw a brick at some poor fools head, and searched him for anything sellable. W found a credit card, but that was too valuable. So we decided to go for something more in the Halloween mood: A blood soaked appendage. So we cut the guy apart and sold his limbs on the internet. Perfect to complete any Halloween decoration! Collect them all!

...Wait: you're still reading this? I'm surprised you actually can. Well go ahead and try, because now I'm gonna mess with you. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna...

The real item up for sale was a blender, by the way.

Issue 32: The Orange Biz-ox part 4

Holy karp a new comic!!! I decided I wasn't too happy with my second Half Life comic (a.k.a. I was too lazy to draw it) so I'm just moving on to Portal. Maybe I'll release it some other time. After this I'll start doing comics related to completely different things.

This was the first thing I did when I played Portal's last level. It takes a long time to ride down... Anyway, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness is fun. I'm a Level 100 Raichu, with a Level 100 Infernape, Mewtwo, and Darkrai. If you have a problem, if no one else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire Team Shockwave.

Also, I started playing the original Super Smash Bros. again. Samus and Captain Falcon are amazing. Speaking of Smash Bros., check out my deviantART profile. I've been doing memes lately, and they are fun. And it might explain why I haven't updated in forever... Anyway, see you in a while.

ALSO: Does anyone have Kirby Super Star Ultra for the DS? I really want this and I wanted to know what other people think of it.

Issue 31: The Orange Biz-ox part 3

We're halfway through the Orange Box comics. Heh... Half Life... Half way... Anyways, I planned on doing 2 comics for TF2, 2 for all of the Half Life games, and 2 for Portal. Portal was my favorite of the bunch, so it comes last. I really need to get Garry's Mod now. If anyone would be kind enough to donate 10 bucks to my poor self, it would be appreciated.

In other news, the Mercenaries 2 "Oh No You Didn't" ad let the full version of it's fun little song out on the official website. Check it out. It made me laugh. (No I'm not owned by EA!)

In also important and dreadfully painful news, school starts on Wednesday. Pray for my cursed soul. That's all for now. Check ya'll later!

Issue 30: The Orange Biz-ox Part 2

Well, it's about frickin' time I got off my lazy butt and did something productive, huh? I've just been enjoying Team Fortress 2 waaaaaaay too much, and with the free weekend going on now, I've been playing with Boe a lot, who just so happened to have given me this comic concept. I might just take him on as an official apprentice for writing...
Speaking of Apprentice, I got to play Soul Calibur 4 last week, and HOLY CRAP! That is the best in the series since the second! I really wish I had a PS3/360! (Preferably PS3 for Vader.) The Apprentice is my absolute best, and has the coolest stance ever! Vader is also good, and has the cheapest throw in the world. And I love it. I also liked the Club. Racing to kill. The faster you kill, the more points you get. It's just AWESOME.
Well, after this, I'm probably gonna do a Portal comic for next week, but for now I'm going to play TF2 and be angry at God of War (if you have any tips for beating the 8th Challenge of the Gods please let me know!!!) Check ya'll later.

-Pietacular

Issue 29: The Orange Biz-ox Part 1

Yep. I got the Orange Box. And as McDonalds would say, I'm lovin' it. I've already beaten Half-Life 2 and Episode 1, as well as Portal, which is as good as I always thought it would be. But I've really been spending a lot of time on Team Fortress 2, which is the one that I hadn't played previously. Overall, the whole thing was TOTALLY worth $40. And, yes, Boe is an actual friend of mine. He doesn't have TF2, but he was the one who convinced me to purchase it. You can look him up on Steam. Look for Mλ$73R$//G21MR34P3R and tell him I sent you. As for me, you can just search for Pietacular (obviously.) More Orange Box comics to come in the later weeks. Peace out!

-Pietacular