Cinco de Mayo

Feliz Cinco de Mayo, amigos! Now go celebrate Mexico's independence and eat some tacos tonight! Also, I am in dire need of new consoles, an iPod Touch, and Metal Gear Solid games. (SEND ME MONEY FOR THESE THINGS!!!) And BTW, comics are just not happening until we move (by the beach! Awesome!) because the scanner is all undone. We'll get a new comic up once it's all sorted out. Which reminds me, I need money for a tablet pen which is the reason no comics are coming in high quality. But to keep you quiet, here's Spider Monkey. Peace out, foo's. *Smoke bomb* *flee*

Pun Week Epic Finale

I'M BACK!!! Didja miss me? Of course you did... well, I can finally update again and finish off Pun Week! (Although I forget one of them...) I'll be on far more often now, though comics may not be as shiny as usual, due to my sucky tablet pen. But, we're gonna fix it soon and all will be well!

Pun Week: Cereal Killer

Stabbing cereal is fun! I once went to camp, and if anyone ate more than 2 bowls of cereal in the morning, they were a "Cereal Killer," which is where this pun came from.

FUN FACT!!!: The original version of this pun involved me stabbing Tony the Tiger. Sadly, my PG reputation kept me from such a thing. Sad face. Speaking of sad, EGM has made me sad by making me fall for their yearly April issue gag. In this case, they showered me with warm promises of Lego Halo. All I felt was a shower of cold, cold lies.

Pun Week: Ham Radio

Say hello to day 2! It's a HAM radio! Lollerskates! My sister took a HAM radio class at school once. It was basically Trucker-class. I wish we didn't live near farm country. Sigh. Save me.

Pun Week: Fast Food

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT's PUN WEEK!!! All this week I make bad visual puns! Enjoy todays: Fast Food. Get it? Hahahaahah... see you all tomorrow.

I'm Prepping For Spore

With my own craaaaaazy creatures! First thing's first, I have to make my greatest animal based creation! Behold, the Purple Bellied, Green Backed, Blue Footed, Seven Legged, Three Headed Ishthnatar of Cromulon VI!!! Bask in its glory... BASK I SAY!!!

Issue 24: Bee-ware

(I apologize for my serious absence. I've been gone/sick and it has not been too fun. But now I feel well enough to make fun of things. Yay!)
Admit it. You were thinking the exact same thing when you saw Mario in the bee suit in Super Mario Galaxy. I haven't played it yet, but I have played Assassins Creed, and HOLY CRAP IT IS AMAZING!!! But still, SMG looks great too. As does Smash Bros. Brawl. Meta Knight is gonna be the best, I know it. Sonic at a close second. Anyway, gaming is gonna be sweet for the Wii soon, and I wish I could get in on it. But I can't. Sob. Peace out fools.

-Mario, Goombas, Super Mario Galaxy, and all other related items are Copyrighted to Nintendo.