Pun Week: Cereal Killer

Stabbing cereal is fun! I once went to camp, and if anyone ate more than 2 bowls of cereal in the morning, they were a "Cereal Killer," which is where this pun came from.

FUN FACT!!!: The original version of this pun involved me stabbing Tony the Tiger. Sadly, my PG reputation kept me from such a thing. Sad face. Speaking of sad, EGM has made me sad by making me fall for their yearly April issue gag. In this case, they showered me with warm promises of Lego Halo. All I felt was a shower of cold, cold lies.

Pun Week: Ham Radio

Say hello to day 2! It's a HAM radio! Lollerskates! My sister took a HAM radio class at school once. It was basically Trucker-class. I wish we didn't live near farm country. Sigh. Save me.

Pun Week: Fast Food

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT's PUN WEEK!!! All this week I make bad visual puns! Enjoy todays: Fast Food. Get it? Hahahaahah... see you all tomorrow.

I'm Prepping For Spore

With my own craaaaaazy creatures! First thing's first, I have to make my greatest animal based creation! Behold, the Purple Bellied, Green Backed, Blue Footed, Seven Legged, Three Headed Ishthnatar of Cromulon VI!!! Bask in its glory... BASK I SAY!!!

Issue 24: Bee-ware

(I apologize for my serious absence. I've been gone/sick and it has not been too fun. But now I feel well enough to make fun of things. Yay!)
Admit it. You were thinking the exact same thing when you saw Mario in the bee suit in Super Mario Galaxy. I haven't played it yet, but I have played Assassins Creed, and HOLY CRAP IT IS AMAZING!!! But still, SMG looks great too. As does Smash Bros. Brawl. Meta Knight is gonna be the best, I know it. Sonic at a close second. Anyway, gaming is gonna be sweet for the Wii soon, and I wish I could get in on it. But I can't. Sob. Peace out fools.

-Mario, Goombas, Super Mario Galaxy, and all other related items are Copyrighted to Nintendo.

Diseases and Monsters

Hey, guys. Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been a bit sick. But in other news, if you haven't seen Cloverfield, and are not easily thwarted by motion sickness, than you need to see Cloverfield. NOW. It's amazing. Even if you do get motion sickness, go see it with a barf bag. It's insanely good!!! Speaking of insane, DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO until you've seen the movie. And be shocked.
Cloverfield Secret Message

CHEESE COLLECT

OMYGOSH I HAVE MADE A GAME!!! This was my final assignment in my animation class (now I get Video Production) and the entire goal is to fly the blue blob guy around and make him collect cheese. Avoid the Pac-Man mutant and the walls or you'll lose points!
Arrow Keys: Move
Z: Boost
X: Brakes
If the cheese disappears, hit the Reset button.
Enjoy!
Don't forget to comment with your highscores!