Issue 38: Seeing Red

Oh, Mirror's Edge. What will you do next?

So I made a little kid smile yesterday. We were doing some Christmas shopping and some kid started shouting, "IT'S SANTA IT'S SANTA!!!" I looked around and saw the kid, not but 2 or 3 years old, pointing at my Santa hat I was wearing. So I whipped up my best Santa voice and shouted out to him, "HO HO HO, Meeeerry Christmas, little boy!" And he was just screaming at me and it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... am I getting sick?
CHRISTMAS. IT'S ALMOST HERE. YAYAYAYAYAYA. You should send me money so I can have my own website. And stuff. I want Left 4 Dead. REALLY BAD. Oh, and that The World Ends With You game on the DS. That looks good. Yeah... I don't have much to say. So... see ya next Saturday.

Panel 4 was drawn by my sister, Katie. Check her stuff out at Myspace.

YouTube Boycott: Dec. 19th

This is absolute crap. YouTube has decided that if they think a video is profane in any way, they can "algorithmically demote" it. Basically it means this: If they find that a very highly rated video is profane, they can say, "Oh, no, that isn't all that rated at all." That's lying to the viewers! And it is absolute crap. Join the boycott on Dec. 19th and end this tyranny once and for all!

Issue 37: LittleBig Character Creator With Platforming Elements

That's my friend Ian. He is who I first got to play it with. And he has the Soundtrack shirt. I envy him for it.
I only got about 7 minutes of creation in before I lost controller privileges. I managed to make Obama and Ian made Bush. It was "Bush and Obama's Fantastic Adventures Through Antarctica". And it was awesome. Then I made Obama into Samuel L. Jackson, and every time a story character spoke, I would say, "ENGLISH MOTHATRUCKA*, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!" And when Ian died, I would hit him and say "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BISCUT?*" It was a fun time.
I also got to play Mirror's Edge yesterday, and I got Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories. I am soooooooooooooooo glad that it got released into US. Now if only Japan would give us KH2 Final Mix... someday...

* = censored version

Issue 36: Gratz

Me? Updating? What has become of the world?
If you haven't been checking on my dA page, you would be surprised to find this major graphic overhaul. And by overhaul, I mean we have arms, legs, shoes, and permanent fingers. How awesome am I? Extra special thanks to my good buddy on dA, D00pliss385 for the tips on arms and hands. And that leveling reference has nothing to do with me playing a MMORPG. Because I don't. I used to play Maple Story, but no longer.
Anyway, Christmas is coming, and my list is short this year. 2 words: VIDJEO GAYUMZ. Specifically Left 4 Dead. That game is just awesome. I also want a headcrab hat, an Aperture Science mug, a TF2 shirt, and a Companion Cube plush toy... No, I'm not obsessing over Valve Software... today... Oh, and I also want the coolest shirt in the universe: The Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt. I would sit in public areas and Rick Roll people FOREVER. So... yeah. See ya Saturday. Foo's.

Winner in the hizzy!

'Member that contest I entered a while ago? I was one of the winners! My comic (The Internet is Scary) will be featured in a book of some sorts, and may even be posted among certain things in local libraries! I am awesome, considering this is the first thing I've ever won EVER!!! HOORAY FOR ME!!!

Filler: The Ninja Girls Attack!

Sorry for missing this update. I was too busy with things that weren't playing Left 4 Dead with my friends. To make up for it, here's a scene from my awesome ninja battle from the last comic. Fill in the blanks yourself.

Issue 35: M.A.T.T.E.L.

It's true you know. They really want to make me angry. And they're doing it. They make me wanna punch children. In their soft, dentable heads. A lot. Oh, and don't worry. The ninjas were defeated easily. They were only 6 year old girls. Go figure.

SO.
I finally got Kirby Super Star Ultra. And it is amazing. I also got Garry's Mod and Audiosurf (which was on sale for $2.49). All of which are truly awesome. And stuff. So check them out. (I'm Pietacular on Steam btw.)
And I didn't get to dress up on Halloween. And Joann Fabrics cheated me out of $21. And I hate them for it. Oh well. At least I got Kirby. And I also saw what will happen when the world ends.