Sweet Christmas, people look at this thing still?

Well, if you are, welcome to this dead-zone of a webcomic. These pictures will remain here for however long it takes me to clean up, grab them all, and move to a more permanent location on the interwebs. In the meantime, there's like 4 other websites you can keep up with me and my existence on.

DeviantART: For random drawing based nonsense and comic updates.
Facebook: For various information and the most up-to-date goings on in my life.
Google+: Like Facebook, but cooler.
Tumblr: Ranting, reblogging, and asking me questions to get some drawn responses.

You can also find me on Steam (Pietacular), Playstation Network (Total-Tortilla), and YouTube (TotalTortilla).

So that's about it. Thanks for checking all this out, and hopefully I'll be seeing you somewhere else on the internet.

~Total-Tortilla

Issue 50: One of these things is not like the other ones

-EDIT-
Due to a few complaints, I darkened the lines on this comic to make it easier to read and whatnot.
I'll do this same thing with any other paper comic I do from now on.
Yes, I did just update this comic.
What now, Russia?
So I literally drew this about 15 minutes ago and decided it was awesome enough for these interwebs. I do so hope you enjoy this incredibly late 50th comic, and let us pray to the Heavens that I decide to update within a 2 week timespan this time.
Also, the monocle is dead. Deal with it.
Also also, I know the whole thing is in notebook paper/pencil. Would you rather that I didn't update?
No?
Didn't think so.
Enjoy, humans.


~Frank Allen

Issue 49: Paradox'd

Where's the Twilight Zone theme song when you need it?
Well, I was out of ideas and randomly thought of this for no reason. And don't worry, around the 2908647th time through it, he makes a comic about something that's actually funny.
So I got Mega Man 9 and Paper Mario on my Wii last night.
AILSJDGBIAJS HYAWRLJBSN;AFDOHANLIFSUBGSDLHBGAFLDHJBADF THEY ARE SO AWESOME.
Mega Man 9 is just screaming 90's in my face.
I was originally going to do a comic on it, but I haven't gotten far enough to get funny ideas.
Although, I do applaud Dr. Light, considering that he was the first one to make a FEMALE Robot Master.
Kudos.
Well, I'm gonna go play. Check you cats on the flipside.





Also, I'm Crying and Pride and Joy by Stevie Ray Vaughan are the same exact song.
Peace.

~Frank Allen

A little information, mi amigos.

STICKomix will be taking a temporary break, so to speak.
Basically, I'm entered in a contest that will be taking up most of my artistical tiem. So, STICKomix will be updated less frequently to work on the contest. So yeah.
Check ya later, G.

Issue 48: The Cell from Hell

The return of the Evil Cellphone. Oh noes.
Continued from Issue 26.

Edit 13:07 PM:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
I already did this comic.
But older.
I suck.
I'm going to go die from intense failure now.
Goodbye.

I might be going to a Green Day concert 8D
EXCITEMENT TO THE MAX MY GOOD SIR.
Yeah.
That's about it.
Oh, and buy Moon for the DS.
It's fun.
Hokai.
Later.

~Frank Allen

Issue 47: Finger Lickin' Good

Dear God I'm updating the comic it's the end of the world as we know it.
But this is still fun.
Based on what I wish was a true story.
Yeah.
I got a game the other day for my DS.
Moon.
It's like an old school FPS, a la Doom.
Check it out.
Oh, and I'm frequently purchasing some games on my Wii.
Like, old games.
I just bought the original Metroid the other day.
And I'm gonna buy Super Metroid sometime later.
How awesome.
Imma go eat breakfast now.
KTHXBAI.

~Frank Allen

Issue 46: Sweet, Sweet Cannibalisim.

Wow, it's been a while, huh? Well, I got everything working right, and I decided that Easter was a fitting time to do it. Yeah.
I've found that I'm kind of addicted to fishing in Twilight Princess right now.
And Street Fighter.
But mostly fishing.
MUST CATCH THE LOACH OMG.
Well, enjoy, I'll be updating more hopefully, and Happy Easter, foo's.
Peace.

~Frank Allen

Sorry guys!

In the immortal words of Slippy, "I'm having some trouble here!"
My art program is being all wonky. Alias Sketchbook Pro will simply go all "AN ERROR HAS OCCURED SAVE YOUR WORK LOL" every time I open it at the very second that I open it. If anyone has anything they can do for help, it'd be much appreciated, as I've gotta get some comics up!
Speaking of art:
You can also check out the majority of the comics (as well as some other art) on my DeviantART page! Look up total-tortilla.deviantart.com when you get the chance, and meet some of my awesome internet friends!
So, yeah. Help me plz. Later.








DO A BARREL ROLL.

Issue 45: I'm Watching Watchmen, Fool.

This was actually a really good movie. I'm so gonna draw a bunch of pictures of Rorschach now. Yeah.
And Mack, if you see this, YOU NEED TO INSTALL A VOLUME CONTROL DIAL ON YOURSELF.

Issue 44: This didn't happen, actually

I was surprised that I never caught a Zora during this time in Twilight Princess. Still, that makes my top 5 favorite games ever. Yeah. It's awesome.

Issue 43: Lies in a Box

Silly adults, Apple Jacks are for people who don't think!
...short rant this time around.
Sorry. :p

Issue 42: They're always there for you

Hooray, an update! Sorry, I was watchin my grammas cat this weekend so I couldn't do this earlier.
And no, I don't know if the OnStar agent there is a gay guy or a girl. I'll leave you to decide.
Remember kids: do not listen to Mr. Johnson. Drunk driving is NOT awesome. However, driving during an acid trip is totally freaking rad. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to gather some illegal drugs and weaponry and go poison the minds of your children.

Issue 41: Puns Are the New Slapstick

And you thought pun week was over, didn't you?
Well, in all honesty, this couldn't ever happen. Seriously. Me? Going to a football game? WILLINGLY? Psh. Get real.

Well, my sister is turning 18 tomorrow, so wish her a happy B-day. In more important news, I got Donkey Kong Country 2 on my Wii. 8 bucks well spent.

Oh, and stop complaining about it being 3 paneled. You got an update ever, and you'll darn well like it.

Issue 40: British Pimp Time

So much for my resolution. I missed not only my birthday, but the comics birthday as well. Ugh... I'm ashamed at myself... nevertheless, I finally got up and made this for you. So... yeah. Enjoy dat shizz, yo.

Yes, I totally do have a monocle in real life. And Alex broke the chain on it. So that's why he's getting punched in the face. And also yes, I am adding this to Frank forever. It's a part of him nao. Expect some more character changes to come.

Issue 39: Happy Freakin' New Year

Well... there ya go. I finally start updating on time, and I miss Christmas. So I make up for it on New Years. Then there will be my birthday. GET ME SOMETHING. Happy New Years everyone. I got a Wii for Christmas. And Brawl. AND I'M HAPPY. If ya wanna Brawl, my FC is 3394-7715-3053. So... check you all on my birthday. Later.

Issue 38: Seeing Red

Oh, Mirror's Edge. What will you do next?

So I made a little kid smile yesterday. We were doing some Christmas shopping and some kid started shouting, "IT'S SANTA IT'S SANTA!!!" I looked around and saw the kid, not but 2 or 3 years old, pointing at my Santa hat I was wearing. So I whipped up my best Santa voice and shouted out to him, "HO HO HO, Meeeerry Christmas, little boy!" And he was just screaming at me and it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... am I getting sick?
CHRISTMAS. IT'S ALMOST HERE. YAYAYAYAYAYA. You should send me money so I can have my own website. And stuff. I want Left 4 Dead. REALLY BAD. Oh, and that The World Ends With You game on the DS. That looks good. Yeah... I don't have much to say. So... see ya next Saturday.

Panel 4 was drawn by my sister, Katie. Check her stuff out at Myspace.

YouTube Boycott: Dec. 19th

This is absolute crap. YouTube has decided that if they think a video is profane in any way, they can "algorithmically demote" it. Basically it means this: If they find that a very highly rated video is profane, they can say, "Oh, no, that isn't all that rated at all." That's lying to the viewers! And it is absolute crap. Join the boycott on Dec. 19th and end this tyranny once and for all!

Issue 37: LittleBig Character Creator With Platforming Elements

That's my friend Ian. He is who I first got to play it with. And he has the Soundtrack shirt. I envy him for it.
I only got about 7 minutes of creation in before I lost controller privileges. I managed to make Obama and Ian made Bush. It was "Bush and Obama's Fantastic Adventures Through Antarctica". And it was awesome. Then I made Obama into Samuel L. Jackson, and every time a story character spoke, I would say, "ENGLISH MOTHATRUCKA*, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!" And when Ian died, I would hit him and say "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BISCUT?*" It was a fun time.
I also got to play Mirror's Edge yesterday, and I got Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories. I am soooooooooooooooo glad that it got released into US. Now if only Japan would give us KH2 Final Mix... someday...

* = censored version

Issue 36: Gratz

Me? Updating? What has become of the world?
If you haven't been checking on my dA page, you would be surprised to find this major graphic overhaul. And by overhaul, I mean we have arms, legs, shoes, and permanent fingers. How awesome am I? Extra special thanks to my good buddy on dA, D00pliss385 for the tips on arms and hands. And that leveling reference has nothing to do with me playing a MMORPG. Because I don't. I used to play Maple Story, but no longer.
Anyway, Christmas is coming, and my list is short this year. 2 words: VIDJEO GAYUMZ. Specifically Left 4 Dead. That game is just awesome. I also want a headcrab hat, an Aperture Science mug, a TF2 shirt, and a Companion Cube plush toy... No, I'm not obsessing over Valve Software... today... Oh, and I also want the coolest shirt in the universe: The Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt. I would sit in public areas and Rick Roll people FOREVER. So... yeah. See ya Saturday. Foo's.

Winner in the hizzy!

'Member that contest I entered a while ago? I was one of the winners! My comic (The Internet is Scary) will be featured in a book of some sorts, and may even be posted among certain things in local libraries! I am awesome, considering this is the first thing I've ever won EVER!!! HOORAY FOR ME!!!