STICKomix - Updated Sundays if I feel like it.

Sweet Christmas, people look at this thing still?

2011-08-18T18:13:00.000-07:00

Well, if you are, welcome to this dead-zone of a webcomic. These pictures will remain here for however long it takes me to clean up, grab them all, and move to a more permanent location on the interwebs. In the meantime, there's like 4 other websites you can keep up with me and my existence on.

DeviantART: For random drawing based nonsense and comic updates.
Facebook: For various information and the most up-to-date goings on in my life.
Google+: Like Facebook, but cooler.
Tumblr: Ranting, reblogging, and asking me questions to get some drawn responses.

You can also find me on Steam (Pietacular), Playstation Network (Total-Tortilla), and YouTube (TotalTortilla).

So that's about it. Thanks for checking all this out, and hopefully I'll be seeing you somewhere else on the internet.

~Total-Tortilla

Issue 50: One of these things is not like the other ones

2009-10-21T14:27:00.001-07:00

-EDIT-
Due to a few complaints, I darkened the lines on this comic to make it easier to read and whatnot.
I'll do this same thing with any other paper comic I do from now on.
Yes, I did just update this comic.
What now, Russia?
So I literally drew this about 15 minutes ago and decided it was awesome enough for these interwebs. I do so hope you enjoy this incredibly late 50th comic, and let us pray to the Heavens that I decide to update within a 2 week timespan this time.
Also, the monocle is dead. Deal with it.
Also also, I know the whole thing is in notebook paper/pencil. Would you rather that I didn't update?
No?
Didn't think so.
Enjoy, humans.

~Frank Allen

Issue 49: Paradox'd

2009-05-31T10:39:00.001-07:00

Where's the Twilight Zone theme song when you need it?
Well, I was out of ideas and randomly thought of this for no reason. And don't worry, around the 2908647th time through it, he makes a comic about something that's actually funny.
So I got Mega Man 9 and Paper Mario on my Wii last night.
AILSJDGBIAJS HYAWRLJBSN;AFDOHANLIFSUBGSDLHBGAFLDHJBADF THEY ARE SO AWESOME.
Mega Man 9 is just screaming 90's in my face.
I was originally going to do a comic on it, but I haven't gotten far enough to get funny ideas.
Although, I do applaud Dr. Light, considering that he was the first one to make a FEMALE Robot Master.
Kudos.
Well, I'm gonna go play. Check you cats on the flipside.

Also, I'm Crying and Pride and Joy by Stevie Ray Vaughan are the same exact song.
Peace.

~Frank Allen

A little information, mi amigos.

2009-05-05T19:10:00.000-07:00

STICKomix will be taking a temporary break, so to speak.
Basically, I'm entered in a contest that will be taking up most of my artistical tiem. So, STICKomix will be updated less frequently to work on the contest. So yeah.
Check ya later, G.

Issue 48: The Cell from Hell

2009-05-03T12:23:00.000-07:00

The return of the Evil Cellphone. Oh noes.
Continued from Issue 26.

Edit 13:07 PM:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
I already did this comic.
But older.
I suck.
I'm going to go die from intense failure now.
Goodbye.

I might be going to a Green Day concert 8D
EXCITEMENT TO THE MAX MY GOOD SIR.
Yeah.
That's about it.
Oh, and buy Moon for the DS.
It's fun.
Hokai.
Later.

~Frank Allen

Issue 47: Finger Lickin' Good

2009-04-26T08:43:00.000-07:00

Dear God I'm updating the comic it's the end of the world as we know it.
But this is still fun.
Based on what I wish was a true story.
Yeah.
I got a game the other day for my DS.
Moon.
It's like an old school FPS, a la Doom.
Check it out.
Oh, and I'm frequently purchasing some games on my Wii.
Like, old games.
I just bought the original Metroid the other day.
And I'm gonna buy Super Metroid sometime later.
How awesome.
Imma go eat breakfast now.
KTHXBAI.

~Frank Allen

Issue 46: Sweet, Sweet Cannibalisim.

2009-04-12T22:09:00.000-07:00

Wow, it's been a while, huh? Well, I got everything working right, and I decided that Easter was a fitting time to do it. Yeah.
I've found that I'm kind of addicted to fishing in Twilight Princess right now.
And Street Fighter.
But mostly fishing.
MUST CATCH THE LOACH OMG.
Well, enjoy, I'll be updating more hopefully, and Happy Easter, foo's.
Peace.

~Frank Allen

Sorry guys!

2009-03-24T12:44:00.000-07:00

In the immortal words of Slippy, "I'm having some trouble here!"
My art program is being all wonky. Alias Sketchbook Pro will simply go all "AN ERROR HAS OCCURED SAVE YOUR WORK LOL" every time I open it at the very second that I open it. If anyone has anything they can do for help, it'd be much appreciated, as I've gotta get some comics up!
Speaking of art:
You can also check out the majority of the comics (as well as some other art) on my DeviantART page! Look up total-tortilla.deviantart.com when you get the chance, and meet some of my awesome internet friends!
So, yeah. Help me plz. Later.

DO A BARREL ROLL.

Issue 45: I'm Watching Watchmen, Fool.

2009-03-15T21:48:00.000-07:00

This was actually a really good movie. I'm so gonna draw a bunch of pictures of Rorschach now. Yeah.
And Mack, if you see this, YOU NEED TO INSTALL A VOLUME CONTROL DIAL ON YOURSELF.

Issue 44: This didn't happen, actually

2009-03-08T16:23:00.000-07:00

I was surprised that I never caught a Zora during this time in Twilight Princess. Still, that makes my top 5 favorite games ever. Yeah. It's awesome.

Issue 43: Lies in a Box

2009-03-01T11:45:00.001-08:00

Silly adults, Apple Jacks are for people who don't think!
...short rant this time around.
Sorry. :p

Issue 42: They're always there for you

2009-02-16T22:07:00.001-08:00

Hooray, an update! Sorry, I was watchin my grammas cat this weekend so I couldn't do this earlier.
And no, I don't know if the OnStar agent there is a gay guy or a girl. I'll leave you to decide.
Remember kids: do not listen to Mr. Johnson. Drunk driving is NOT awesome. However, driving during an acid trip is totally freaking rad. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to gather some illegal drugs and weaponry and go poison the minds of your children.

Issue 41: Puns Are the New Slapstick

2009-02-07T18:41:00.000-08:00

And you thought pun week was over, didn't you?
Well, in all honesty, this couldn't ever happen. Seriously. Me? Going to a football game? WILLINGLY? Psh. Get real.

Well, my sister is turning 18 tomorrow, so wish her a happy B-day. In more important news, I got Donkey Kong Country 2 on my Wii. 8 bucks well spent.

Oh, and stop complaining about it being 3 paneled. You got an update ever, and you'll darn well like it.

Issue 40: British Pimp Time

2009-01-20T20:40:00.000-08:00

So much for my resolution. I missed not only my birthday, but the comics birthday as well. Ugh... I'm ashamed at myself... nevertheless, I finally got up and made this for you. So... yeah. Enjoy dat shizz, yo.

Yes, I totally do have a monocle in real life. And Alex broke the chain on it. So that's why he's getting punched in the face. And also yes, I am adding this to Frank forever. It's a part of him nao. Expect some more character changes to come.

Issue 39: Happy Freakin' New Year

2008-12-31T23:12:00.000-08:00

Well... there ya go. I finally start updating on time, and I miss Christmas. So I make up for it on New Years. Then there will be my birthday. GET ME SOMETHING. Happy New Years everyone. I got a Wii for Christmas. And Brawl. AND I'M HAPPY. If ya wanna Brawl, my FC is 3394-7715-3053. So... check you all on my birthday. Later.

Issue 38: Seeing Red

2008-12-20T14:24:00.000-08:00

Oh, Mirror's Edge. What will you do next?

So I made a little kid smile yesterday. We were doing some Christmas shopping and some kid started shouting, "IT'S SANTA IT'S SANTA!!!" I looked around and saw the kid, not but 2 or 3 years old, pointing at my Santa hat I was wearing. So I whipped up my best Santa voice and shouted out to him, "HO HO HO, Meeeerry Christmas, little boy!" And he was just screaming at me and it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... am I getting sick?
CHRISTMAS. IT'S ALMOST HERE. YAYAYAYAYAYA. You should send me money so I can have my own website. And stuff. I want Left 4 Dead. REALLY BAD. Oh, and that The World Ends With You game on the DS. That looks good. Yeah... I don't have much to say. So... see ya next Saturday.

Panel 4 was drawn by my sister, Katie. Check her stuff out at Myspace.

YouTube Boycott: Dec. 19th

2008-12-14T15:17:00.000-08:00

This is absolute crap. YouTube has decided that if they think a video is profane in any way, they can "algorithmically demote" it. Basically it means this: If they find that a very highly rated video is profane, they can say, "Oh, no, that isn't all that rated at all." That's lying to the viewers! And it is absolute crap. Join the boycott on Dec. 19th and end this tyranny once and for all!

Issue 37: LittleBig Character Creator With Platforming Elements

2008-12-14T09:53:00.000-08:00

That's my friend Ian. He is who I first got to play it with. And he has the Soundtrack shirt. I envy him for it.
I only got about 7 minutes of creation in before I lost controller privileges. I managed to make Obama and Ian made Bush. It was "Bush and Obama's Fantastic Adventures Through Antarctica". And it was awesome. Then I made Obama into Samuel L. Jackson, and every time a story character spoke, I would say, "ENGLISH MOTHATRUCKA*, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!" And when Ian died, I would hit him and say "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BISCUT?*" It was a fun time.
I also got to play Mirror's Edge yesterday, and I got Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories. I am soooooooooooooooo glad that it got released into US. Now if only Japan would give us KH2 Final Mix... someday...

* = censored version

Issue 36: Gratz

2008-12-10T15:54:00.000-08:00

Me? Updating? What has become of the world?
If you haven't been checking on my dA page, you would be surprised to find this major graphic overhaul. And by overhaul, I mean we have arms, legs, shoes, and permanent fingers. How awesome am I? Extra special thanks to my good buddy on dA, D00pliss385 for the tips on arms and hands. And that leveling reference has nothing to do with me playing a MMORPG. Because I don't. I used to play Maple Story, but no longer.
Anyway, Christmas is coming, and my list is short this year. 2 words: VIDJEO GAYUMZ. Specifically Left 4 Dead. That game is just awesome. I also want a headcrab hat, an Aperture Science mug, a TF2 shirt, and a Companion Cube plush toy... No, I'm not obsessing over Valve Software... today... Oh, and I also want the coolest shirt in the universe: The Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt. I would sit in public areas and Rick Roll people FOREVER. So... yeah. See ya Saturday. Foo's.

Winner in the hizzy!

2008-11-21T22:39:00.000-08:00

'Member that contest I entered a while ago? I was one of the winners! My comic (The Internet is Scary) will be featured in a book of some sorts, and may even be posted among certain things in local libraries! I am awesome, considering this is the first thing I've ever won EVER!!! HOORAY FOR ME!!!

Filler: The Ninja Girls Attack!

2008-11-16T20:53:00.000-08:00

Sorry for missing this update. I was too busy with things that weren't playing Left 4 Dead with my friends. To make up for it, here's a scene from my awesome ninja battle from the last comic. Fill in the blanks yourself.

Issue 35: M.A.T.T.E.L.

2008-11-09T15:10:00.000-08:00

It's true you know. They really want to make me angry. And they're doing it. They make me wanna punch children. In their soft, dentable heads. A lot. Oh, and don't worry. The ninjas were defeated easily. They were only 6 year old girls. Go figure.

SO.
I finally got Kirby Super Star Ultra. And it is amazing. I also got Garry's Mod and Audiosurf (which was on sale for $2.49). All of which are truly awesome. And stuff. So check them out. (I'm Pietacular on Steam btw.)
And I didn't get to dress up on Halloween. And Joann Fabrics cheated me out of $21. And I hate them for it. Oh well. At least I got Kirby. And I also saw what will happen when the world ends.

Contest Entry

2008-10-28T15:30:00.000-07:00

HAYGESSWAT!!!
...what?
I'm entering a contest!!!
...that's great... why don't you get away from me?
BUT WAIT!!! This is no ooooooooordinary contest! This is a comic contest! By entering, I can win... well, I'm not exactly sure what I win... but I'm sure I'll win!
That's fantastic, can I go now?
NO!!!...yes.

I'm going to enter 3 of the comics: 34 (Elementary), 33 (The Internet is Scary), and a redrawing of issue 5 (I Choose You). These will be the epicness! Wish me lucK!

Oh. And if you want to win something from me, visit this link:
CLICK MEH!!!
~Pietacular

Issue 34: Elementary

2008-10-25T11:53:00.000-07:00

Me? Updating twice in one week? Who am I and what have I done with the real me?

Anyway, ain't it spiffy that I'm updating on time? Besides that, I enjoy that Alex is really like this about Poptarts as far as I know. I'm not sure if Bryce really wanted to say that, but I haven't put him in for a while.

I got my costume idea for Halloween: Mario! I'm surprised I haven't done him already... well, I'll be working on it next week, and I'll put up some action shots of the epicness of me and Boe (Naked Snake - Metal Gear Solid 3) as we battle it out SSBB style. Well, now I'm hungry. I'll check you fools out on Halloween. Peace!

~Pietacular

PS - Here's a hint at one of the future comics: Slugums.

Issue 33: The Internet is Scary

2008-10-18T13:10:00.000-07:00

I have been waiting for something like this to happen on Woot for a long time. Well, I'm still waiting. I had to screw with an action script code. Just copy/pasta this code into any internet address bar and type in anything and put in random pictures:
javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

If you want to know what the whole thing says, here it is:

Severed Human Foot: $79.99 + $5 shipping.
Condition: Bloody
Product: 1 Severed Human Foot, Belonging to the Late James Barley III.

SCARE THE NEIGHBORS OUT OF THEIR PANTS!

As if Halloween couldn't get scary enough, we went and stole the limbs off of people! We simply threw a brick at some poor fools head, and searched him for anything sellable. W found a credit card, but that was too valuable. So we decided to go for something more in the Halloween mood: A blood soaked appendage. So we cut the guy apart and sold his limbs on the internet. Perfect to complete any Halloween decoration! Collect them all!

...Wait: you're still reading this? I'm surprised you actually can. Well go ahead and try, because now I'm gonna mess with you. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna...

The real item up for sale was a blender, by the way.

Issue 32: The Orange Biz-ox part 4

2008-09-28T16:04:00.000-07:00

Holy karp a new comic!!! I decided I wasn't too happy with my second Half Life comic (a.k.a. I was too lazy to draw it) so I'm just moving on to Portal. Maybe I'll release it some other time. After this I'll start doing comics related to completely different things.

This was the first thing I did when I played Portal's last level. It takes a long time to ride down... Anyway, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness is fun. I'm a Level 100 Raichu, with a Level 100 Infernape, Mewtwo, and Darkrai. If you have a problem, if no one else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire Team Shockwave.

Also, I started playing the original Super Smash Bros. again. Samus and Captain Falcon are amazing. Speaking of Smash Bros., check out my deviantART profile. I've been doing memes lately, and they are fun. And it might explain why I haven't updated in forever... Anyway, see you in a while.

ALSO: Does anyone have Kirby Super Star Ultra for the DS? I really want this and I wanted to know what other people think of it.

Issue 31: The Orange Biz-ox part 3

2008-09-01T12:05:00.000-07:00

We're halfway through the Orange Box comics. Heh... Half Life... Half way... Anyways, I planned on doing 2 comics for TF2, 2 for all of the Half Life games, and 2 for Portal. Portal was my favorite of the bunch, so it comes last. I really need to get Garry's Mod now. If anyone would be kind enough to donate 10 bucks to my poor self, it would be appreciated.

In other news, the Mercenaries 2 "Oh No You Didn't" ad let the full version of it's fun little song out on the official website. Check it out. It made me laugh. (No I'm not owned by EA!)

In also important and dreadfully painful news, school starts on Wednesday. Pray for my cursed soul. That's all for now. Check ya'll later!

Issue 30: The Orange Biz-ox Part 2

2008-08-23T12:12:00.000-07:00

Well, it's about frickin' time I got off my lazy butt and did something productive, huh? I've just been enjoying Team Fortress 2 waaaaaaay too much, and with the free weekend going on now, I've been playing with Boe a lot, who just so happened to have given me this comic concept. I might just take him on as an official apprentice for writing...
Speaking of Apprentice, I got to play Soul Calibur 4 last week, and HOLY CRAP! That is the best in the series since the second! I really wish I had a PS3/360! (Preferably PS3 for Vader.) The Apprentice is my absolute best, and has the coolest stance ever! Vader is also good, and has the cheapest throw in the world. And I love it. I also liked the Club. Racing to kill. The faster you kill, the more points you get. It's just AWESOME.
Well, after this, I'm probably gonna do a Portal comic for next week, but for now I'm going to play TF2 and be angry at God of War (if you have any tips for beating the 8th Challenge of the Gods please let me know!!!) Check ya'll later.

-Pietacular

Issue 29: The Orange Biz-ox Part 1

2008-08-10T11:43:00.000-07:00

Yep. I got the Orange Box. And as McDonalds would say, I'm lovin' it. I've already beaten Half-Life 2 and Episode 1, as well as Portal, which is as good as I always thought it would be. But I've really been spending a lot of time on Team Fortress 2, which is the one that I hadn't played previously. Overall, the whole thing was TOTALLY worth $40. And, yes, Boe is an actual friend of mine. He doesn't have TF2, but he was the one who convinced me to purchase it. You can look him up on Steam. Look for Mλ$73R$//G21MR34P3R and tell him I sent you. As for me, you can just search for Pietacular (obviously.) More Orange Box comics to come in the later weeks. Peace out!

-Pietacular

Issue 28: Joke(r)ing Around

2008-07-28T21:07:00.000-07:00

Okay, first things first: As usual, sorry for being so late. I haven't had as much time as I usually do for this, and I apologize. Anyway, back to business.

I saw the Dark Knight on opening Knight (I'm too good with puns) and got a free t-shirt for it. HOLY CRAP The Joker was amazing! Heath Ledger was born for that role (may he rest in peace.) He deserved, like, every actor based award for that role. I was astounded. Oh, and there are some slight spoilers in the comic, but nothing too serious. Enjoy yourselves, and go watch Dark Knight. Oh, and WALL-E. That was awesome too. Best Pixar movie to date.

Scorpion Fan Art

2008-07-22T22:22:00.001-07:00

Sorry about the lack of comics, I haven't been around a computer lately. But I was long enough to draw you somethin to pass the time. Considering the fact that I have been playing Mortal Kombat: Armageddon lately and Scorpion is my favorite character in the series, I thought to myself, "Hey, I should play Mortal Kombat: Armageddon as Scorpion, my favorite character in the series!" After performing a level 4 fatality on Sub-Zero and ripping his torso off, I decided to draw a picture of him. This ended up being the most detailed picture I have done in a long time. Bask in its glory. Or he will perform a level 6 fatality and rip out your arms, beat you with them, and rip out your spine. Or something along those lines.

Happy Independence Day, America!

2008-07-04T17:10:00.000-07:00

To commemorate this fantastic day of epicness, I present to you this awesome wallpaper from Frank, Alex, and Bryce. Happy B-day, America, and we hope you have infinite more!

Issue 27: Vengance

2008-06-29T13:43:00.000-07:00

This kind of thing is literally happening to my Grandma's phone. It will call random people's numbers... in her POCKET. o_O Weird. She's replaced it because we all agree that it's out to get her...

Issue 26: Directional

2008-06-24T10:54:00.000-07:00

It's a miracle! I actually made a new comic! Hooray.
This is based on a situation we had with my grandmas phone. We were heading to the train, and found that it told us to go the wrong way. We went the right way, and it started complaining about U-turns. For a while, it sounded like it was saying "Illegal U-turn" which brought up some fun jokes about it. This kept up until we got there, when we all decided that I should make a comic about it. Low and behold, bask in the fruits of my labor.
ALSO: Spore Creature creator is the best thing to happen to the internet since the internet. I have made DOZENS of creatures, all viewable on the (slow, but sure) www.spore.com. You can also download the creature creator there. You can even make videos of your creatures and automatically uploads them to YouTube! Check mine out on TotalTortilla's page!

Title Change!... again.

2008-06-03T15:04:00.000-07:00

Yep, you read right. I plan on changing STICKomix's hard to say name. My idea is for the comic to be called 2+2+5. This is just the way it's going to be. If you have a better name idea, Google for it's existence, and send me a comment with your suggestion. Since it's such a weird and random comic, think of offbeat names. If nobody can come up with a better name than mine by the end of June, then the name will be changed on July 4, as well as the website address. I'll check ya'll later.

Issue 25: Sibling Rivalry

2008-06-01T15:45:00.000-07:00

OMG an actual comic? You know it! We finally got the repairs done, we're (mostly) all moved in, and comics will be coming out more commonly. It's a miracle!!! I also got me some Metal Gear Solid 3! I'm addicted at the moment! And, if you haven't noticed, I'm experimenting with Flash for drawing the comics instead of Alias Sketchbook Pro and Comic Life. Although it's a bit rough now, It'll become better with time.

Cinco de Mayo

2008-05-05T07:35:00.000-07:00

Feliz Cinco de Mayo, amigos! Now go celebrate Mexico's independence and eat some tacos tonight! Also, I am in dire need of new consoles, an iPod Touch, and Metal Gear Solid games. (SEND ME MONEY FOR THESE THINGS!!!) And BTW, comics are just not happening until we move (by the beach! Awesome!) because the scanner is all undone. We'll get a new comic up once it's all sorted out. Which reminds me, I need money for a tablet pen which is the reason no comics are coming in high quality. But to keep you quiet, here's Spider Monkey. Peace out, foo's. *Smoke bomb* *flee*

Pun Week Epic Finale

2008-04-21T19:58:00.000-07:00

I'M BACK!!! Didja miss me? Of course you did... well, I can finally update again and finish off Pun Week! (Although I forget one of them...) I'll be on far more often now, though comics may not be as shiny as usual, due to my sucky tablet pen. But, we're gonna fix it soon and all will be well!

Pun Week: Cereal Killer

2008-03-04T16:06:00.000-08:00

Stabbing cereal is fun! I once went to camp, and if anyone ate more than 2 bowls of cereal in the morning, they were a "Cereal Killer," which is where this pun came from.

FUN FACT!!!: The original version of this pun involved me stabbing Tony the Tiger. Sadly, my PG reputation kept me from such a thing. Sad face. Speaking of sad, EGM has made me sad by making me fall for their yearly April issue gag. In this case, they showered me with warm promises of Lego Halo. All I felt was a shower of cold, cold lies.

Pun Week: Ham Radio

2008-03-03T17:54:00.000-08:00

Say hello to day 2! It's a HAM radio! Lollerskates! My sister took a HAM radio class at school once. It was basically Trucker-class. I wish we didn't live near farm country. Sigh. Save me.

Pun Week: Fast Food

2008-03-02T10:36:00.000-08:00

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT's PUN WEEK!!! All this week I make bad visual puns! Enjoy todays: Fast Food. Get it? Hahahaahah... see you all tomorrow.

I'm Prepping For Spore

2008-02-22T11:03:00.001-08:00

With my own craaaaaazy creatures! First thing's first, I have to make my greatest animal based creation! Behold, the Purple Bellied, Green Backed, Blue Footed, Seven Legged, Three Headed Ishthnatar of Cromulon VI!!! Bask in its glory... BASK I SAY!!!

Issue 24: Bee-ware

2008-02-21T15:39:00.000-08:00

(I apologize for my serious absence. I've been gone/sick and it has not been too fun. But now I feel well enough to make fun of things. Yay!)
Admit it. You were thinking the exact same thing when you saw Mario in the bee suit in Super Mario Galaxy. I haven't played it yet, but I have played Assassins Creed, and HOLY CRAP IT IS AMAZING!!! But still, SMG looks great too. As does Smash Bros. Brawl. Meta Knight is gonna be the best, I know it. Sonic at a close second. Anyway, gaming is gonna be sweet for the Wii soon, and I wish I could get in on it. But I can't. Sob. Peace out fools.

-Mario, Goombas, Super Mario Galaxy, and all other related items are Copyrighted to Nintendo.

Diseases and Monsters

2008-02-11T21:50:00.000-08:00

Hey, guys. Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been a bit sick. But in other news, if you haven't seen Cloverfield, and are not easily thwarted by motion sickness, than you need to see Cloverfield. NOW. It's amazing. Even if you do get motion sickness, go see it with a barf bag. It's insanely good!!! Speaking of insane, DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO until you've seen the movie. And be shocked.
Cloverfield Secret Message

CHEESE COLLECT

2008-01-28T15:32:00.000-08:00

OMYGOSH I HAVE MADE A GAME!!! This was my final assignment in my animation class (now I get Video Production) and the entire goal is to fly the blue blob guy around and make him collect cheese. Avoid the Pac-Man mutant and the walls or you'll lose points!
Arrow Keys: Move
Z: Boost
X: Brakes
If the cheese disappears, hit the Reset button.
Enjoy!
Don't forget to comment with your highscores!

STICKomix 22/23: Birthday Blues

2008-01-27T17:28:00.001-08:00

Due to my inability to update on time, I'm treating you with 2 issues at once! Luckily, they fit the same subject.
This is basically how my holiday season went. Crappy. At least Mario Kart will tide me over until I get the Orange Box on Steam. Ugh. Peace out foos.

The Generic Talk Show

2008-01-16T21:57:00.000-08:00

Well, I may not have a comic yet, but I do have something better. ANIMATION!!!!!! This was made for my animation class. We had to do a movie about a historical person/event, and then make it as messed up and funny as possible. For mine: Abraham Lincoln brought back from the dead as a zombie to do a talk show. Sorry, it has to be school appropriate, so no gore or fight scenes. Maybe in an uncut version... anyway, ENJOY!

Happy anniversary, STICKomix!!!

2008-01-12T21:53:00.000-08:00

Wow. I can't believe this site has been up for a whole year. I've come a long way from being Weird Comix. I've gotten a bunch of my friends to support me, got some fans off of forums, and more. I want to thank all of the readers for.. aw, god, this feels so sappy. Basically, thanks for reading, people. I'll have the comic celebrating my B-day tomorrow. On a side note, Cliffs of Dover by Eric Johnson is my new favorite song. I just like songs where the guitar is kinda the singer. Well, see ya'll tomorrow.

Issue 21: Friendly Rivalries part 5

2008-01-06T14:13:00.000-08:00

Yay! It's the first comic for 2008! Expect a special comic for my birthday.Which is Wednesday. This is the last comic in the Friendly Rivalries series. Things will get more random and game based in the future. Later!

Maybe I'll be on time in '08.

2008-01-02T11:44:00.000-08:00

But it's a stretch. Anyway, Happy New Year fools. Only one year closer to my domination... Anyway, it's close to the 1 year anniversary of STICKomix/Weird Comix, and only 21 issues to show for it. Dayumn, I'm lazy. Well, my birthday is next Wednesday, so be excited. Or thou shalt be slain...BTW, sorry for not updating in a while, I've spent all of the 25th to now at my dads, trapped away from my tablet and Comic Life. :C Still, this Saturday WILL have an update or else... (Wait - I just threatened myself...) Oh, and before I forget, here's a list of what I got for X-mas:

-Nintendo DS
-Yoshi's Island DS
-Game Case w/ extra stylus
-Guitar Hero III
-Guitar Hero controller -returned-
-Flying Alarm Clock from ThinkGeek.com
-WWZD (What Would a Zombie Do?) life decision spinner
-Guinness World Book of Records '08 (a running theme for me)
-iHome
-Star Wars 30 anniversary book
-Halo calendar

No 360... sad face... Well, a slight chance for mah B-day. Well, TTYL foo's!

Issue 20: Friendly Rivalries part 4

2007-12-23T11:42:00.000-08:00

And you were worried I wouldn't come back. Well I am. And the tablet still won't work for me, so I'm cropping and pasting my butt off just so you can have your internet entertainment on what was supposed to be Saturday but is now Sunday. Nevertheless, enjoy. And yes, we are looking at the word bubble in panel 4. We do see them. We can't tell you everything...

Issue 19: Friendly Rivalries part 3

2007-12-09T12:53:00.000-08:00

Fine. The tablet isn't working again. But that's not a problem! Thanks to the magic of scanning/cropping, I have taken a scanned comic and made it great! Now we can finally see who gets to join with Frank and Alex! Yayz. Plus, we got snow again! YAYZ!!!!!!!! TTYL, fools.
...
Moose.
EDIT: I fixed an error with the first two panels (Alex's text bubbles were too short) and now it looks blurry. But it's an okay sacrifice for the bubbles. NOW I can ttyl.

STICKomix ad and (possible) Mini-series

2007-12-06T15:11:00.000-08:00

Yep! STICKomix has it's own ad! I don't know if that's good or not, but whatever. An assignment for Animation had us make a banner ad for our school. I was too awesome for that and made it for my site, with this being the end result! Spiffy, eh? If you wanna use this for your site, drop me a line.
Also, I might end up making a "mini-series" for STICKomix called "Commercial Crap". It take the worlds worst TV commercials and makes fun of them. LOVE IT! So, I'll someday have a poll for if you want it or not. Peace out homies!

STICKomix guest strip - GrimReaper

2007-12-02T20:56:00.000-08:00

Well, here is is! The first guest komic to STICKomix! Made by my friend from school, GrimReaper. He's one of my biggest fans. Check out his site he made for school at www.windwardhigh.com/berickson. It's not huge, or overly detailed, but its fun. Plus he has a few of his own comics! So, bask in the awesomeness! I like the part where I get the ASHPD (that's the gun used in the game, Portal, by Half-Life creators, Valve. It... is... FUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!) If you want to send in a guest strip, feel free to send me an IM or a message on Myspace. Remember: keep it clean. PG-13 language at max. Peace out foo's!

Animation Palooza!!!

2007-11-27T15:29:00.000-08:00

Wow, I have quite a few animations for you today! These were all made in my Animation class at school. They are as follows:

1: It's the most recent piece of work: A robot. We were working with embedded flash symbols. Mine were the flashing lights and buttons, and the Laser cannon. This was pretty fun (and hard) to make.

2: This is just a practice for drawing in flash. We were practicing drawing things in flash. I got mine done early, so I whipped this up.
I had a 3rd and 4th one, but the 3rd wouldn't upload correctly, and the 4th I forgot at school. In other news, a guest comic has been created for the site! It will be uploaded on Saturday, due to the tablet being stupid.

WORLD DOMINATION!!!!

2007-11-19T21:47:00.000-08:00

Wanna help stickomix.blogspot.com conquer the world? Well, you'd better, so zoom into this picture and counquer away! Every pixel you click on (or, for better results, under) will give us another 2˚ by 2˚ piece of the world. You can spend minutes, hours, DAYS helping my good cause. So help away! Have fun with the world! FOR STICKOMIX!!! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

It's not on purpose.

2007-11-18T21:23:00.001-08:00

Kids, lying is bad. I don't lie on purpose. But the tablet still is messing with me and won't work. I am trying everything I can to get this thing to work. I swear, as soon as I get it fixed, I am getting a new comic up. If it takes to long, I might resort to a better looking version of the paper style. And who knows: we might get a new one for Xmas. Only time will tell... oh, yea, and Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory is very hard/very fun. I enjoy co-op the most. Well, see ya. Maybe a new animation will happen soon.

Animation Ahoy!!!

2007-11-14T18:58:00.000-08:00

Holy shinkeys! Is that...?
Yes. Yes it is. I have made... ANIMATION!!!!!!!!!!lol!!1 Now that I can make animations like this, STICKomix could end up being a full-on animated internet cartoon! Wouldn't that be somethin'? Well, the comic will be up soon. I promise this time. Have fun with me and my zombie!

Issue 18: Back in the Day

2007-11-03T21:39:00.000-07:00

So, long story short: Tablet is fixed for good, I got off my lazy butt to bring a new comic and still managed to update on time, and I created Ryu Hayubasa (from Ninja Gaiden) on Soul Calibur 3. Jolly good time, old chap. And BTW, this next Friday, I swear to the heavens that this time it'll come in on Friday due to my Saturday absence. If not, I will post a picture of myself eating my foot when I return.

It runs in the family.

2007-11-03T19:19:00.000-07:00

Fine, I'm a liar. The tablet messed itself up again, and I didn't go to my dads house. Instead, I played Soul Calibur 3, Donkey Kong Country 2, and Second Life all weekend. Speaking of which, look up Boe Marksman (get it?) on the SL teen grid. I'm awesome in my Spartan armor.

Issue 17: Items of interest

2007-10-30T19:26:00.000-07:00

Earlyness? Again!?! Well, now that I got the tablet fixed, I might as well show you (as well as some other changes) in style. And I PROMISE that STICKomix will be updated on Saturdays as much as possible. Although, this week, we'll have another early bird, as I'm heading down to my dad's AGAIN, so STICKomix 18 will show up before hand. See ya'll on Friday!

EDIT: Wow, October now holds its place as the month with the most posts(5)! Hooray, October!

Issue 16: Friendly Rivalries part 2

2007-10-26T16:22:00.000-07:00

It's here... early! Well, I'm heading to my dads this weekend, and I wanted to get a comic up before I went. So... have fun with that. We now learn why the new gang rivals us. Except Blane. He's just left out in the cold. Poor guy.

Issue 15: Friendly Rivalries (as well as other news)

2007-10-21T00:12:00.000-07:00

Well, a few things are in mind for this post. Let me run them down for you.
1. New comic. Rejoice.

2. My gamertag/name/whatever-the-heck-you-want-to-call-it is now Total Tortilla. Live with it.

3. A few characters are being added. Let me explain them.

A. Grant. He's the kid in the middle. He's my new rival. His hating of pie and loving of cake is what makes him my pure opposite. The name comes off of the man from my old town that I wish I could hate to death.

B. Jason. He's the one on the left with the spiky hair. I always liked the name Jason, and now I have a place for it. The hairstyle is the first hair I could ever draw for anything. It now makes its triumphant return. He is the rival of Alex.

C. Blane. The one on the right. He is not emo, but he has the right hair and he doesn't talk. The name... I dunno where it came from. It just seemed fitting. Who in my group does he rival? Well, you'll just have to wait a few more issues for that...

4. In episode 130 of Podtacular, the unofficial Halo podcast, I get my comments read on the show! Look near the end with around 20 minutes remaining in the show.

5. Wha? STICKomix has a Myspace!?! You're darn right STICKomix has a Myspace! Get to know me more by looking me up and becoming my friend! Check it all out at www.myspace.com/stickomix. (I might deny your request unless you message me saying you're a fan of the site.)

Now that all of that is out of the way, I'm going to go slack off. Total Tortilla, out.

It's a Small World After All

2007-10-10T21:59:00.000-07:00

Boredom + English Class + Webcomic = Awesome. That is the equation for some seriously messed up doodles. Sorry it's still in pencil, I still can't fix up the tablet. We will eventually, don't you worry.
PS: See that little symbol in the bottom right corner? That's my new signature for comics. Cool, Eh?

How many apologies can one comic have?

2007-10-02T16:12:00.000-07:00

Due to school, comics will end up being delayed a little more. Sorry about the lack of updates. Anyway, I don't know if I will be able to finish my Mower Madness series, but I do have a short 5 part series in development about bad TV commercials, including Oreo Cakesters, KAY Jewlers, and Burger King. Wait for them; They're coming...

STICKomix 14 - Mower Madness part 3

2007-09-11T18:12:00.000-07:00

It might not make sense at first, but it does at the end. Sorry it took so long, but I was busy with... ugh... school. Enjoy.

STICKomix 13: Mower Madness part 2

2007-08-27T16:24:00.000-07:00

It's the next zany adventure of me and my craptacular lawn mower, as I reveal the other thing that keeps me from mowing the lawn...

STICKomix 12 - Mower Madness: Part 1

2007-08-22T15:05:00.000-07:00

Welp, it's time for a story arc! My house is on a bit of a hill, but it's nowhere near this size. You can stand on the bottom of it and still see my room through the windows. I made it large for comedy effect.

STICKomix 11 - Pencil'd!

2007-08-18T17:20:00.000-07:00

Finally, I shall offer you the next STICKomix! Sadly, my pen tablet is broken for reasons unknown and will be fixed as soon as possible, if possible. Until then, I will create the comix as I have done for over 2 years: in pencil! It will be colorless for now, but should improve later on. Happy, happy.

Halo: Stickfigures Evolved special!!!

2007-08-02T18:51:00.000-07:00

Nowhere else on the internet will you find these two works of art. These were my very first attempts at web-comics. A failed series that I hoped to have on halo.bungie.org, they now find their homes on STICKomix for all to enjoy.

Wanted: Ideas! Dead or alive! (Preferably alive)

2007-07-27T21:12:00.000-07:00

Many of you are wondering, "Where's the new comic?" And I'm answering with "Pipe down! I'm working on it!" To tell you the truth, I'm running short of new ideas. If anybody wants to submit an idea for a new comic strip, then let 'er rip! (Rhyme not intended.)
In other news, the JETSET show, a podcast pop culture show, is growing pretty large, and Mix wants you to join the party! Plus, you get a cool members badge!

STICKomix wallpaper

2007-07-10T23:37:00.000-07:00

Ok, here's the deal. I'm sorry I haven't updated, yada yada yada, I know you've been groveling over the lack of new issues, yada yada yada, but to shut you up for a while, here's the official '07 wallpaper for STICKomix. Go crazy. Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna go to sleep.

STICKomix 10 - The Robberz

2007-06-23T13:41:00.000-07:00

It's my tenthenial extravaganza issue! Yay!!! Here, a robber breaks into my home and can't resist Guitar Hero. I hope this never happens in real life. I will not allow anybody to beat my highscore on Beast and the Harlot!

Traffic-Be-Gone

2007-06-19T21:31:00.000-07:00

This is a video I made that is funny. WATCH IT!!!

STICKomix 9 - Play that Funky Music

2007-06-09T16:37:00.001-07:00

Well, it's that time again! No, not the Wheel of Morality from Animaniacs. It's komix time! I really get this into Guitar Hero sometimes. I'm currently a Medium master and not too shabby on Hard. Note the copyrighting on the bottom of the komic. That means that if anybody steals any of my work, I can sue them for it! Finally, a reason to like Lawyers!

STICKomix 8 - Change is... okay.

2007-06-03T21:13:00.000-07:00

It's HERE!!! The big style change to STICKomix (temporarily) is limbless characters... WITH FINGERS!!!!!1 What more could you ask for!?! Well, there's pie...

Delays and breakfast bands.

2007-05-29T19:20:00.000-07:00

Sorry I've not posted in forever, I've been busy these past weekends. This weekend I will be gone Thursday through Saturday, so maybe on Sunday you will see the big style change. It ROCKS!!! In the meantime, enjoy this small sample of my future band, Homicidal Hashbrowns. Peace out, homie G poptarts from the ghetto toaster!

STICKomix 7 - Universal Button

2007-05-06T21:52:00.000-07:00

Here's the next issue!!! Get ready for the big style change!!!

STICKomix 6 - Sick or Drunk?

2007-05-05T10:10:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the delay, my tablet wasn't working. Plus I was sick, hence the subject for this issue. Enjoy!
NOTE: The new text bubbles are not the new style change. There will be a hint in the next issue.

STICKomix 5 - I choose you

2007-04-20T22:24:00.000-07:00

Well, sorry it's been a while, but here's episode 5 of STICKomix!!! Pokemon Diamond and Pearl have recently come out, and I made a comic making fun of it! Yay. Enjoy. (P.S: Note the new title font. Comic Life got an update allowing me to do this. Neat, huh?) (P.S.S: There is going to be a temporary style change in the near future. Woo hoo!!!)

STICKomix 4

2007-03-25T09:34:00.000-07:00

Here it is, issue 4 or STICKomix! Spiderman meets up with a weirdo clone from Ultimate Spiderman. Fun.

Apologies: Part II

2007-03-25T08:34:00.000-07:00

Once again, sorry for whats been happening. I lost my account again, but it is found! Hallelujah! Well, I have found out that Weird Comix is already taken before me as a name, and so the title is to be changed to STICKomix!!! All hilarity will remain the same, but it will be changed namewise. BTW, my friend, Stealthy104 and I have started a podcast called Podzilla. Check it out (soon) at podzilla.blogspot.com. Now then, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make a comic - err... komic. Yea, that's better.

Skoolyard Heroes character concepts

2007-02-19T10:48:00.000-08:00

Just like I (also) said, here's character art for (DundududAAAAAA) Skoolyard Heroes! There's a strong chance of getting more characters in there, mind you. Yes, these are real people, and the principal isn't. No, that isn't a lightning bolt on his head. I tried horns, but it didn't look too great. Well, more stuff soon! L83R!

Weird Comix - n00bs Strike Back

2007-02-19T10:41:00.000-08:00

Like I promised, I am delivering more comics. This was created on Wednesday, and the idea was created by my friends. It shows the utter fears of n00bs being rocket hogs... but failing. (Yes, I do know that it doesn't look anything like a Halo Rocket Launcher, but I tried. So there. XP)

Comics, Concepts, and Apologies

2007-02-19T10:29:00.000-08:00

To my fans... HOMYGAWD I'm sorry for not posting forever!!! I lost something important and couldn't get on. But now I'm here and to make up for it, I have some new material including some character concepts for Skoolyard Heroes! This will not happen again, so lets get this stick party STARTED!!!

Skoolyard Heroes "trailer"

2007-02-03T12:11:00.000-08:00

In a world where people learn... and children are held as slaves from 8:00 AM to 3:00 PM... one average teenager will step up and end this tyranny... his name is Frank Allen... he is a Skoolyard Hero! *The Stanglers "No More Heroes" plays in background* Well, this is your sneak peek at my next big production. I am in the middle, and two of my friends are to my sides. That's the Principal in the background. DOOOOOM!!!!! It's basically about the average school-life of a new kid (me) in a new school. PS: Sorry about the lack of updates: I got in a beef with my mom and can only get on if I go to this after-school homework help stuff everyday. Sorry! PSS: This is in no relation to the band Schoolyard Heroes or that old 3D arcade fighter that nobody has heard of. Thank you.

Weird Comix - Shazzap!

2007-01-17T16:27:00.000-08:00

Say Hola to issue 2! Shazzap is based off of a clip I saw on TV while flipping through channels. I believe the show was Robot Chicken(?) or something. I have decided to go ahead and post new comics whenever, so you don't have to wait for it! Everyone wins!!!

Slugums

2007-01-13T16:11:00.000-08:00

ALL BOW DOWN TO SLUGUMS!!! Slugums, as shown in my picture in all his awesomeness, is a random doodle I made in math class a few days ago. I like his fez.

Weird Comix - Let it snow, Make it Stop

2007-01-12T20:21:00.000-08:00

Alas, tis the first issue of Weird Comix!!! How uber. The Idea is based off the fact that my area had a huge snowstorm for 5 days in November, and it snowed again on Wednesday. The hats are based off of my own, but you don't care about that.

~Agent 001/7

Welcome to Weird Comix!!!

2007-01-12T19:02:00.000-08:00

The name's Agent 001/7 (double-oh one seventh, for those of you who failed algebra) and this is the official site for the web comic series called Weird Comix. I've been developing it on paper for years, and now I can bring it to the net. Weird Comix takes place in Stick-Figia, where stickfigures run wild and free, and often hurt themselves. Random cameos often take place and hilarity is everywhere. If you enjoy stickfigures, slapstick, or laughing until you pee your pants, you're in the right place. It will be updated every Friday and random art pieces are occasional, so check back often! Made using Alias Sketchbook Pro and Comic Life.

~Agent 001/7